Al-Khawarizmi, a Muslim mathematicians was once asked on the best women. He said:
If women are righteous and religious = 1
If she is beautiful, add 0 = 10
If she is rich, add another 0 = 100
And if she is from good family, add another 0 = 1000
But if there is no "1", then there is nothing left in her except "0".
Quote by the master of Algebra
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